28.1.03
Ok, I have this idea for a recipe and I need some feedback. Like, now. What do you think about brownies with white chocolate and/or butterscotch chips mixed in with them? I want to make something yummy for the chemistry club's big road trip this weekend...brownies might make an eight hour van ride go a little smoother. Well, by 'brownies' I mean 'Valium' but I'm doing my best. So, thoughts on the brownies would be appreciated.
27.1.03
Some dickhole on Kazaa wasted 12 hours of my downloading time on a copy of Men in Black 2 that was actually Zoolander. Is there no honor in the illegal movie sharing business anymore?
23.1.03
Ah, snow. It's only nice when you go out in it of your own free will.
Anyway, here's an amusing little tale. This morning I wake up and it's snowed about 4 inches overnight. Great, I think, no classes today! Uh uh. UNC was on "Condition 1," which means, "the professors can cancel class if they want to, but they aren't going to because they like to see you suffer." So I haul my ass out of bed and wait for an e-mail advising me of class status. It doesn't come. I get in the shower, curse, get dressed while cursing, and curse a lot more right before I leave. I walked across campus in the 19 degree cold, snot freezing to my upper lip, and a confident look in my eye that said "I am wearing pajama pants under these jeans." I get to Carroll Hall, unpackage myself, and start studying for the quiz we're supposed to be having once the professor got there. Ten minutes later, a TA pops her head in the room and says "Professor Talbert canceled class an hour ago." Ha ha! Those crazy English and their practical jokes! Good one, Professor!
Well, I can't be too angry, because despite the temperature it's turning out to be a beautiful day and the snow makes even the ugliest building on campus look a bit charming.
22.1.03
OK, so my football prognostications were not 100% accurate. But in my defense, about 3 people in the entire US thought the Bucs would beat the Eagles. And anyway, an All-Pirate Superbowl is too awesome to resist. I have no plans for the night of Superbowl Yarr as of yet, but I like to think I'll be not alone in my room. **crosses fingers**
18.1.03
agntkoala: http://www.weather.com/weather/alerts/?alertId=11433&dbSeq=null
agntkoala: there's a fucked up little MM... at the bottom
agntkoala: i don't understand
agntkoala: is it yummy?
puerta007: mighty mouse?
agntkoala: mary magdaline
puerta007: marky mark
agntkoala: that would be MMFB
agntkoala: you can't leave out the funky bunch.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Biggest Dorks in the World.
17.1.03
I'm glad on the Boone forecast website they put "cold" in all capital letters with an exclaimation point. Otherwise, I never would have thought it was going to be cold.
15.1.03
It's football prognostication time!
-Oakland takes Tennessee over its knee, says YARR. Steve McNair and Eddie George just can't compare with a Rich Gannon/Jerry Rice powered offense.
-Filthy-delphia wins its last game in the Vet because Warren Sapp is a loudmouth asshole and a just and merciful God won't let him go to the Superbowl. Plus Donovan McNabb is back in top form and the Bucs can't play in cold weather. Also they've never won a playoff game on the road, and the Eagles whipped them twice in the regular season.
So I say the Superbowl is Oakland vs. Philly, and Philly will prevail. It's going to be a squeaker though.
Feel free to disagree with me, but you'll have to know, in your heart of hearts, that you're wrong.
13.1.03
I am a new woman. I went out and bought a tube of Apricot Scrub after hearing Sarah C and Amanda rave about it. Wow. That's some damn good stuff. I suggest everyone go buy some or come over and we'll exfoliate.
Well, I've had an interesting day, probably mainly due to the fact that I've been carrying aroud a coyote skull in a Ziploc bag.
Wow. Best opening sentence evar.
Anyway, I haven't become a Satanist (yet), it's just for my Mammology class. Which turned out to be the study of mammals and not boobies, to my utter disappointment. I've named the skull Larry. Take a look, if you dare. It's not really gross or anything. The scariest thing about it is that I have to learn all its bones. You'd think there'd just be a couple bones in the skull, but there are like, 20. Not cool. You totally should have seen me going through the lunch line with a coyote skull on my tray though. Talk about getting some weird looks.
12.1.03
Well, I haven't posted for a while since I've spent every single spare moment playing GTA: Vice City. TEH BEST GMAE EVAR!!!!11 It rocks. Last night, though, even Vice City could not temper my rage. I was trying to watch Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade when it came on at midnight, but for 45 MINUTES STRAIGHT someone was banging something against a wall and I could not figure out who or what it was. It drove me absolutely mad. And every once in a while it sounded like something heavy fell or something metal clanged off the floor. It is the most irritating mystery in the history of the world. My first thought is that it was someone having sex, but 45 minutes straight? And that wouldn't explain the metal. Anyway, whoever was doing that, you can eat me.
5.1.03
So "24* of 24" took place on Thursday. The episode watching kicked off around 1pm and ended around 9:30am the next morning. Sarah B and Amanda were troopers and watched every single minute of it. Other guests include Sarah C, Jenny, Kelly, Seth, Paul, Andy, and Adam. Food highlights include Amanda and Sarah B's Garlic with Salsa, and Lemon with Avocado Guacamole, Grandma Gilreath's famous Chili, and biscuits from Bojangles. Breakfast of champions: Tortilla Chips, Garlic with Salsa, and Dr. Pepper. We had a "Best Butt" contest where Paul prevailed as the winner. We also put make up on the boys. Pictures to come soon.
1.1.03
Happy New Year, everybody! Got a cool resolution? Let us know. My personal resolution is to continue to be as awesome as I am, or possibly to continue to be awesome while drinking less soda.
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