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    28.6.05  
    Dear Ramseur,
    Your town is not that special. The speed limit does not need to be 35 for your stretch of 64. It was humorous once I passed your town to see a Speed Limit 45 sign followed by a Speed Limit 55 sign 20 yards later. You are wasting a valuable speed limit sign cause I guess people can't handle the limit jumping from 35 to 55 without going to 45 inbetween.

    Your friend,
    Jenny

    Posted by - 1:25 AM

    26.6.05  


    So has anyone seen some of these flavors in the stores? I want to try them all. (Before you go crazy, i cropped the picture and Orange is one more additional flavor)

    Posted by - 3:26 AM

    25.6.05  

    Justice League takes on Jordan Lake


    Steps to our private beach


    The beach


    Setting up camp


    How precious

    Posted by - 12:57 AM

    22.6.05  







    You Belong in London


    A little old fashioned, and a little modern.

    A little traditional, and a little bit punk rock.

    A unique woman like you needs a city that offers everything.

    No wonder you and London will get along so well.


    What City Do You Belong in? Take This Quiz :-)



    Posted by - 2:40 PM

    18.6.05  



    Leave no ethnic food behind. The Justice League tries Greek.



    It was a very special day for the crew. It was supposed to say "Congratulations on your parole" but I guess the "on your" wouldn't fit. We LOVE us some Harris Teeter cake.

    Posted by - 12:57 PM

     

    Dear Media,

    It is not cute when you combine the names of famous celebrity couples. Please refrain from using "Bennifer," "Brangelina," "TomKat," and any other future combinations of names.

    Your Friend,
    Jenny

    Posted by - 12:56 AM

    14.6.05  



    Too bad I'm not quite ready to be a cat lady yet.

    Posted by - 12:44 AM

    11.6.05  

    Who needs sleep?
    Cause you're never gonna get it.

    When you sleep...where do your fingers go?

    Truth is, it's after 4AM and I can't sleep. I think I'm still worked up from the rock show and cleaning the house for tomorrow. The Mike's I had probably didn't help much with it either. My legs are tired from the standing at the show. I've had this problem before. Not being able to fall asleep cause my legs just ache. Last night I had a hard time sleeping as well. I slept from like 3-5:45 and then was up for an hour and then back to sleep for like 7-1. Boo.

    This was posted on Netscape's home page:
    The six basic sleeping positions and the personality traits:

    Sleep Position No. 1: Crouched in the fetal position: Shy and sensitive

    Sleep Position No. 2: Soldier position flat on the back with arms at the sides: Quiet and reserved

    Sleep Position No. 3: On the side with legs outstretched and arms down: Social and easy-going

    Sleep Position No. 4: On the side with legs outstretched and arms outstretched: Suspicious

    Sleep Position No. 5: Flat on the tummy with hands at the sides of the head: Brash and gregarious

    Sleep Position No. 6: On the back with outstretched arms and legs: Unassuming and a good listener

    So which one do you fall under? I alternate from the standard Position No. 1 (but often stretch my legs out in that position so I'm like an L) and sleeping on my stomach. I normally have my arms under the pillow.

    Is there a position you can't sleep in? I can't sleep on my back. The closest I come to that is sleeping in airplanes and cars. But in those cases you're like sitting up more so than on your back.

    Stuffed Animals? Yes or No?

    Posted by - 4:12 AM

    9.6.05  

    MarIa Dimes (1:28:23 AM): and there's a big difference between cold outside air and cold a/c air
    MarIa Dimes (1:28:58 AM): my mom doesn't mind being in chilly weather, but hates a/c
    SuperJen4 (1:31:02 AM): we'll probably be the same way when we are that age
    SuperJen4 (1:31:13 AM): hopefully the cats can survive the heat
    MarIa Dimes (1:32:06 AM): ha. I'll build them a natural habitat
    SuperJen4 (1:34:12 AM): they'll like be outside climbing trees and shit when it's 100 degrees
    SuperJen4 (1:34:32 AM): we'll have a cage like they have the monkeys in at the zoo
    MarIa Dimes (1:35:10 AM): yup. at the JL compound
    SuperJen4 (1:36:54 AM): it'll be better than Skywalker Ranch
    MarIa Dimes (1:37:37 AM): Justice League BCRS Studios
    MarIa Dimes (1:37:56 AM): Justice League Home Style
    MarIa Dimes (1:38:02 AM): Justice League Cosmetics
    MarIa Dimes (1:38:19 AM): Justice League Grill
    SuperJen4 (1:38:40 AM): aka (You'll Eat It and Damn Well Like It)
    MarIa Dimes (1:39:33 AM): with an accompanying book on entertaining
    SuperJen4 (1:40:06 AM): and book on interior design
    SuperJen4 (1:41:18 AM): it will be by ghostwriters who merely come in to document our success
    MarIa Dimes (1:41:42 AM): excerpt:
    -comfy pants
    -Ultimate Tetris, Bond, Phase 10
    -big couch
    -pets

    Mix and enjoy


    Gotta love the Justice League.

    Posted by - 1:40 AM

    7.6.05  


    1931-2005

    Seduced Benjamin,
    Took home Tony and Oscar,
    Lived with Mel and Max.

    Posted by - 7:11 PM

    6.6.05  

    My summer reading list:

    -Harry VI: Duh
    -Freakonomics: A Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side of Everything: Book 1 of 3 that I'm currently reading. Said rogue economist makes some really good points. Also, the chapter about an University of Chicago grad student (not white, not black) embedding a Southside crack-dealing gang is hilarious.
    -One Sunday Morning: Book 2 of 3. Jane Austen meets Edith Wharton in a chick lit written by an Ephron sister.
    -The House of Mirth: Speaking of Edie, it's been way too long since I read this book. The only repeat on this list.
    -Less Than Zero: Book 3 of 3. My first Bret Easton Ellis. And reading the nipples-clamped-on-car-battery scene from Amanda's American Psycho at the Biltmore Comfort Inn does not count.
    -Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed: Who knew the Mayans/Incans/Aztecs/Easter Island dudes had a choice in their respective demise?
    -Elegance: Should be a quick read in the style of Jane Heller. Not quite fluffy enough to be chick lit, but not skanky enough to be Nora Roberts.
    -American Dream: Three Women, Ten Kids, and a Nation's Drive to End Welfare: My fave journalism professor said I should read it. Fair enough.
    -Proof: I'm not big on plays, except for the Crucible and Our Town, so we'll see.
    -Runny Babbit: A posthumous Shel Silverstein. I burst out into tears in Mr. Koechling's class when Kelly told me he died. He's my hero.
    -The Secret Life of Bees: I don't remember where I heard about it, but I think it was lots of places.
    -Gilead: Apparently the author had a brilliant debut, then didn't put out for another fifteen years or something. This is it.

    What's on your to-read list?

    Posted by - 1:55 AM

     
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