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    29.3.06  
    From Reuters:

    LAS VEGAS--Even in this over-the-top town famed for all-you-can-eat spreads, nobody had ever seen one quite like this: Forty soups, 100 salads and 150 desserts perched upon a 500-foot maze of tables.

    It was enough--510 different dishes in all--to qualify Tuesday for a Guinness record for the World's Largest Buffet.

    Las Vegas Hilton Executive Chef George Bargisen spent 24 hours straight overseeing the mammoth spread, which included dishes from a dozen ethnic cuisines and offered everything from salmon Wellington to fried alligator, and from pumpkin pie to baklava and pistachio truffles.

    Proceeds from the $7.50-a-head buffet were donated to hunger relief charity America's Second Harvest.
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    Just another Tuesday dinner for the League. Dude, what I would give to have been there. And the price was so right!

    Posted by - 8:50 AM

    16.3.06  

    This week, I:

    -wrote a 12-page mission statement for a global health initiative
    -conducted nine interviews in two days
    -drafted three articles: 700 words, 400 words, and 300 words apiece
    -edited 11 ads
    -coordinated two photo shoots
    -made 20,049 local and 6,781 long-distance phone calls*
    -sent 942,556 e-mails*

    This weekend, I will:
    -bake a dulce de leche cheesecake
    -eat said cheesecake
    -sleep for 36 hours straight


    *Estimated figures, 2006

    Posted by - 7:43 PM

    4.3.06  



    I had a whole tirade written about the Oscars shafting Batman Begins and the 40-Year-Old Virgin, but why even bother?




    Here are my picks for Oscar 2006:

    Best Picture
    Brokeback Mountain: Should win; will win
    Capote
    Crash: I kinda want to go out on a limb for this one, but it's not a good risk
    Good Night, and Good Luck
    Munich

    Best Actor
    Philip Seymour Hoffman, Capote: Will win
    Terrence Howard, Hustle & Flow
    Heath Ledger, Brokeback Mountain: Should win; c'mon, the dude was in A Knight's Tale
    Joaquin Phoenix, Walk the Line
    David Strathairn, Good Night, and Good Luck

    Best Actress
    Judi Dench, Mrs. Henderson Presents
    Felicity Huffman, Transamerica: Should win
    Keira Knightley, Pride & Prejudice
    Charlize Theron, North Country
    Reese Witherspoon, Walk the Line: Will win; she's got the popularity contest locked

    Best Supporting Actor
    George Clooney, Syriana: Will win; he was almost paralyzed during the filming
    Matt Dillon, Crash
    Paul Giamatti, Cinderella Man: Will win someday, but not for this movie
    Jake Gyllenhaal, Brokeback Mountain: Should win; because he's adorable
    William Hurt, A History of Violence

    Best Supporting Actress
    Amy Adams, Junebug
    Catherine Keener, Capote
    Frances McDormand, North Country
    Rachel Weisz, The Constant Gardener: Will win; she follows a long line of ingenues (Cate, Renee, Jennifer, Angelina, etc)
    Michelle Williams, Brokeback Mountain: Should win; c'mon, the girl was in Dawson's Creek

    Best Director
    George Clooney, Good Night, and Good Luck
    Paul Haggis, Crash: Should win; I think there's something like 74,503 speaking parts in the movie
    Ang Lee, Brokeback Mountain: Will win; go Asia!
    Bennett Miller, Capote
    Steven Spielberg, Munich

    Best Adapted Screenplay
    Larry McMurtry and Diana Ossana, Brokeback Mountain: Will win; should win
    Dan Futterman, Capote
    Jeffrey Caine, The Constant Gardener
    Josh Olson, A History of Violence
    Tony Kushner and Eric Roth, Munich

    Best Original Screenplay
    Paul Haggis and Bobby Moresco, Crash: Will win; the consolation prize for not getting Best Picture
    George Clooney and Grant Heslov, Good Night, and Good Luck
    Woody Allen, Match Point
    Noah Baumbach, The Squid and the Whale
    Stephen Gaghan, Syriana: Should win; I'm still confused on a few of the plot points, but it's a very compelling story


    But most importantly, I'm wearing this Oscar de la Renta dress with these Dolce & Gabbana slingbacks.

    Posted by - 11:59 PM

     
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