13.12.06
It took 84 minutes to travel the 17.4 miles separating my office from my house today.
Overheard in my car during this most ___________ commute today.
-Oh, dear God, go. -Green means go. -Don't even think about pulling out in front of me. -Oh, you jackass! -Way to pull out into the middle and block everyone in all directions. -You're a cosmic dick. -Asshole, stop being so stupid. -Haha! Sucker! -Back off, jackass. -I can't go any faster! -Your mom!
I feel like I'm commuting in Los Angeles without any of the smog, dry heat, Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf, Bentley sightings, and Korean people.
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