But there might be little incentive for Krispy Kreme loyalists to switch. There are only 20 calories and one gram of fat difference between the whole wheat and original glazed.
Because Krispy Kreme's core business is a doughnut with 12 grams of fat, the whole-wheat variety might be "too much of a stretch," said Bob Goldin, executive vice president of Technomic, a Chicago food industry research firm.
"Consumers who are worried about their health are going to avoid Krispy Kreme entirely," he said.
You know some 80s stuff Like that Paula Abdul was a star back then But you're not sure who Suzie Q was And you don't know what Samantha Fox was really famous for!
Spent my morning cutting through red tape at the WakeCountyHumanServicesCenter in, literally, the sketchiest part of east Raleigh. My mission: food stamps. I think it goes without saying that I was the only white person there, and the only person for whom English was a first language, if you count Ebonics (yeah, I went there). Luckily, it looks like I’m going to get the food stamp hook-up, probably to the tune of about $155 a month. That is cash money, yo. You better believe I’m throwing a huge Food Stamp Party when payday comes. Drinks are on you, taxpayers. Mwa ha ha. There might even be a cheesecake involved.
It’s got kind of a bullshit catch, though: I have to attend four 3-hour classes at Wake Tech about Jobs and How You Can Get One or some such shit. At 9am, no less. One whole class is devoted exclusively to Making Your Resume, which I can understand would be good if you didn’t already have The World’s Most Kick-Ass Resume™ like me. Hopefully, it’ll be a big class and I can sit in the back with a Sudoku or something. I’m actually looking forward to bringing in my resume that day, slamming it down on the desk, and having to bear the instructor away to the fainting couch because he totally just swooned. Seriously, it’s The One True Resume.
15.2.07
Alright, people, it's that time again. Time to pimp my latest capitalistic scheme!
Wait for it...
Say It With Cows!
I've opened a web store at CafePress to provide you, the lucky consumer, with glorious items featuring that hilarious cow I've been drawing in notebook margins and on napkins since 1995! Oh, happy day!
This fabulous pin is just one of the at least four items you can now purchase at my store.
But wait, there's more!
If I can make enough money to swing the ~$6 CafePress fee for the Super Awesome Shop or whatever it is, I'll be able to bring you all manner of holiday cows as well! How sweet would that be!?! Imagine the greeting card potential!
WICKED SWEET!!!
So go check it out and spread the word, because I know no one reads this crap but the four of us.
Happy Black Wednesday, everyone, AKA Singles Awareness Day.
Burney, I hope you manage to get through your shift at Carrabas without dropping a barf on any romantic couples, not that they don't deserve it.
I personally plan to spend this worst of all holidays curled up in bed with a chubby blonde cursing this goofy consumer-driven bullshit holiday and nursing my cold.
Hey, you guys remember last year when we won pub trivia on Valentine's because I'd memorized how many roses are sold this time of year? That was truly the high point of my life.
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