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    19.12.08  




    Animals that will Kill Yo A$$ 2009 Wall Calendar

    Posted by - 12:25 PM

    17.11.08  


    Fanta Naranja!


    Fanta Piña!

    Sadly they both taste like the American versions.

    Posted by - 5:22 PM

    11.9.08  

    All the greatest hits: Rove, O'Reilly, Morris, et al.

    Posted by - 7:45 AM

    29.8.08  

    WTF?

    David Duchovny Enters Rehab for Sex Addiction
    Originally posted Thursday August 28, 2008 07:50 PM EDT
    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20222358,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines

    David Duchovny has entered a rehabilitation center for sex addiction, his lawyer, Stanton "Larry" Stein, tells PEOPLE exclusively.

    "I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction," the actor says in an exclusive statement. "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family."

    Duchovny, 48, has been married to actress Téa Leoni since 1997. They have two children, daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6.

    Posted by - 12:22 AM

    9.8.08  



    Comic actor Bernie Mac dies

    Wow. I can't believe Bernie is gone. I used to watch The Bernie Mac show and I'd also go see movies just because he was in them. I'm really going to miss him.


    Funny man Bernie
    You could always make me laugh
    You had some bug eyes

    Posted by - 10:19 AM

    5.8.08  

    Just because.









    *Eliza is not messin' around.

    Posted by - 10:38 PM

    2.8.08  


    Here is a sample flight itinerary.

    I got to thinking, maybe it'd be cheaper to just purchase a one way ticket and then purchase when while I was there in case I didn't know the exact day I wanted to return.


    Nope. It's actually MORE EXPENSIVE to just fly to Guatemala once than book a round trip ticket.

    WTF?

    Posted by - 12:16 PM

    27.7.08  

    Wah wah wah.

    84F, huh? You're breaking my fucking heart, England. If it was 84F here, I'd be getting my winter coat out.

    Posted by - 4:44 PM

    10.7.08  

    Oh, Chip. Why you gotta cut me like this?



















































    Nutrition Facts

    Amount Per Serving

    Calories 1305

    Cal from Fat 469

    % Daily Value*

    Total Fat 53g

    82%











    Saturated Fat 13g

    63%

    Trans Fat 0g
     



    Cholesterol 90mg

    30%

    Sodium 3048mg

    127%

    Total Carbs 152g

    51%











    Dietary Fiber 23g

    92%

    Sugars 14g
     



    Protein 58g
     


















    Vitamin A

    0%



    Vitamin C

    0%

    Calcium

    0%



    Iron

    0%










    *

    Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.


    INGREDIENTS: Cheese,Lettuce,Rice,Black Beans,Tomato Salsa,Corn Salsa,Carnitas (4oz),Chips

    Posted by - 11:35 AM

    1.7.08  


    This cutie pie is Jonathan. He was my favorite kid from Wendell and the only reason to look forward to going to that class.


    Jon took this picture right before we left. He kept getting closer and closer to my face. Jonathan was eating corn flakes.

    Posted by - 4:10 PM

    28.6.08  

    My house got broken in to.

    Or so I thought 20 minutes ago, when I was dead asleep and all of the sudden, the door alarm goes off. I bolted upright in bed, called 911 (on my landline!), started shaking, and haven't stopped shaking since.

    After a few minutes, the operator tells me that the cops are outside the door, so I head downstairs to meet them, and as soon as I step down...I see one of the alarm halves lying on the floor screaming its head off. (They have to stay side-to-side for the magnets to render the alarm "off.")

    Lights on, door opens, profuse apologies, embarrassed!Chun (I literally fall to the ground, like '40s war movie-style) -- in that order.

    What did we learn: those alarms work, especially when there's no one breaking in. My 911 operator lady was super-nice, because she didn't laugh at me while my voice was quivering like a November leaf. I won't be able to sleep for the next six weeks. I want my mom.

    Posted by - 2:45 AM

    20.6.08  



    If Tyra's vag-arms could talk, they'd be saying ________.

    Posted by - 9:41 PM

    13.6.08  

    I had the weirdest freaking dream last night. Chun, Jeffrey, Ted Kennedy and I were in some boutique on the top floor of some building, and Ted Kennedy and I were sitting on a couch and I was totally hitting on him and not getting anywhere. I remember one particularly awkward exchange where I asked him if he had any siblings and got some 'Shut the fuck up' vibes from Chun.

    What in the world does that mean?

    Posted by - 8:47 PM

    10.6.08  

    Guy on Internet pt.2

    So this cute guy with a dog in his picture added me as a friend on myspace. I normally don't accept friend requests from strangers but he was cute and his dog was cute. Then he messaged me and we exchanged a couple of messages throughout the day. Then I got smart and looked at his friend list. His friends are 80% women from the Triangle aged 25-30.

    Duh. How could I be so stupid.

    stupid
    stupid
    stupid

    Oh well. It kept me busy at work.

    Posted by - 12:49 AM

     

    Blair told me he wanted to talk to me about "us." That instantly cannot be good. For the record, there is no "us" and nor will there ever be an "us." His birthday was on Friday and we went to Bear Rock for dinner. I was going to Heather's party but I told him to call me and let me know what he was doing later so I could meet up. Then he didn't answer his phone when I called around 9pm. Then he didn't answer at 12:30am when I called when I was leaving Heather's. Then he didn't return my message all weekend.

    So I'm not really sure what this talk is about. He told me he wanted to talk when we were chatting at work on Gmail chat and when I inquired about it he said he didn't want to talk at that moment.

    So I guess I should just leave things as they are? I don't want to have another talk where he says we can't date. I don't want to date him anyway. I think it's clear enough for him not to invite me to go out for his birthday that he doesn't want me to be around. (He and his group of friends went to a bar on Hillsborough for his bday and stayed until the place closed)

    Posted by - 12:44 AM

     

    I got burned by a guy on the Internet.

    So I randomly started talking to a guy on the Internet almost two years ago when I was in Missouri. It was Missouri and I was bored. I'm not sure how he even got my screen name but he IMed me first and we started talking. We went through the formalities of getting to know each other. I think part of his back story was that he did an internship in Raleigh but was in Boston at the time for grad school. We've kept in touch on and off and tonight he IMed me. I told him I was closer to Boston than normal back in March when I went to NYC. He then asked me where I was. I said I was in Cary. Then he asked where Cary was. That was a red flag cause anyone in Raleigh would know about Cary. So then I started asking him questions and he said he was going to be senior in college and thought about sticking around Boston for grad school. So then I was like, hold up, don't be frontin'. I asked him what the true version of the story was. He said I must have him confused with someone else. I said no, and that I didn't cause I had the IM conversation saved on my computer (which i did...i don't save all of them, but i do save particular ones of interest). Then he admitted to not being honest with me before. He said he lied about his age cause he didn't think I would talk to a guy younger than me.

    I'm not upset but it's just a wake up call that you really can be anyone you want to be on the Internet.

    Posted by - 12:35 AM

     
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